Reiji: Don’t ‘meeeh’ me! Can you pay for these reparation costs!? *Meeeeh* Good grief…We’ll have to do restorations again. Reiji: On top of that it made a grand entrance by breaking through the window. Subaru: I-I’m not happy or anythin’…! *Meeeeeeh* Reiji: Why do you seem so happy!? A goat has suddenly invaded our manor! Shuu: …What’s that joke? It isn’t funny in the slightest. Subaru: Like I said, I can hear a goat crying! Shuu: What the matter? Hurry up and spin it. It’s just a little game, right? *Meeeeeh* Reiji: Be quiet! Subaru, it’s your turn to spin the roulette next. You hate using money unnecessarily after all. Shuu: Hahaha…Even though you must be frustrated to go into the red right away. No need to poke fun at me for every little thing. Reiji: In the end it’s just an event within the game. Subaru: Hah! Serves you right! Seems like your party was a big fail! I did not think I would lose my budget right off the bat. In that case, I’ll proceed my pawn seven spaces…Mmh, on this space it says that my party was overrun by a herd of wild animals and therefore I have to pay a compensation fee. Well then, I will spin the roulette first. Reiji: Are you ready? You’ve all picked your pawn, right? We shall play in the previously established order of me, Subaru and Shuu. Reiji: Then everyone agrees with the conditions? In that case, let us get started right away. Subaru: Hah! Bring it on! I’ll do this stupid cleaning or whatever! Shuu: Too scared to touch? Are there even places like that in this manor? I’ll have you clean all of the places I am usually too afraid to even touch. By the way, if I am victorious, I’ll have the two of you aid me in my cleaning. Shuu: Then, if I win, don’t you dare disrupt my slumber ever again. You’ve got yourself a deal! If I win, I’ll have you buy me a new coffin! One of the latest models that comes with an air purifier! Shuu: Reiji, does that mean you’d listen to us as well? First of all, why don’t we use this to make a bet? How does ‘the two losers have to listen to the winner’s order’ sound? Don’t you think that is a very simple, and most of all very effective condition? Reiji: You should listen to the full story, Shuu. Subaru: …!? What? That’s unexpected coming from you. Reiji: …No, this might be a great opportunity. Subaru: In that case, just get rid of it already. Shuu: That guy has to be behind it, right? Like using this as a device to get us to learn about human life. That being said, why is this at our house…? In the end, it’s just a toy from the Demon World. Shuu: And what’s so fun about that? Bullshit. Reiji: I only know the basics myself, but it’s a board game in which you get to enjoy parts of a human’s lifetime such as choosing a profession or getting married. Subaru: Haah? Based on life? What do you mean? Reiji: This is…Seems like it’s a board game from the Demon World themed around the concept of life. Reiji: What could you be talking about? I am simply cleaning. Subaru: Ugh…Cough cough…Cough…You bastard…! You just stirred up the dust on purpose, didn’t you!? How foolish of me to hold just the slightest bit of hope. Subaru: I’m not doing any cleaning either. Why don’t you help me out? And the one lazing around over there ー Shuu, I’m talking to you as well. Reiji: There are still various areas in need of some cleaning. Subaru: Why are you suddenly doing the spring cleaning? Stupid. Shuu: …No wonder this place reeks of dust. Reiji: Can you not tell? I currently have my hands full dusting the decorations. You’re already cleaning anyway, so why don’t you do it yourself? Subaru: Ayato’s the one who made the mess, not me. Where are you going? If you have some free time on your hands, help me clean up all this trash scattered around the living room. Keep an eye on your own clothes at least. One thing’s for sure though, goats will never be the same again. I pretty much laughed the whole way through. That being said, I did actually have a blast listening to this CD the first time. The script writers had to be high when writing this, you can’t convince me they weren’t. Translator’s note: I’ve listened to my fair share of funny drama CDs so far, but this one takes the cake. Seiyuu: Toriumi Kousuke, Katsuyuki Konishi, Takashi Kondou Source: Diabolik Lovers Chaos Lineage Animate Tokuten Drama CD Diabolik Lovers CHAOS LINEAGE Animate Tokuten Drama CD: “The Vampire’s Every Day: Board Game Edition ~ Shuu VS Reiji VS Subaru~”
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